Let's Make A Deal!

Today I bargained with God. This fascinates me in that half of the time I don't even believe there is a God and the other half of the time I am so angry with God that I don't have time to engage in a meaningful two-way dialogue with the deity. Nonetheless, I made a deal. My concern is, if I don't live up to my end of this bargain, is the deal off? I made some hefty promises and keeping them is going to be beyond difficult. Not having the deal remain intact is not an option. So much for a summer of ease!